Sure Demotivational Poster
CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -
DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.
GRAVE ROBBING -
1987 - Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards 16 color EGA graphics was HOT!
THE ASSAULT MUG - You do not stand a chance, annihilation is assured
PEER PRESSURE - If these are your friends, and all your friends jump off a bridge... FOLLOW THEM
INSPIRATION - The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do.
A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!
PROTECTION!? - I got a F#CKING Gundam! ...literally...
YOUR LOVE -
AN EVENING SHE WILL TREASURE - The simple things with heartfelt thought behind them are often the most cherished. Owning a Private Beach probably helped too.
WHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Keep an eye on Gandalf... I don't trust that guy
HURRICANE ISAAC -
A FAITHFUL FRIEND - Is Always Better Any Treasure of the World ... ... So Never Let Go Of Them
one man's junk -
SUICIDE NOTES - Why can't they all be this fun?
LESLIE NIELSEN - Surely he can't be dead!
LIVE LIKE YOU'RE DYING -
EXCUSE ME... -
BEATING THE SYSTEM -
SIMPLE PLEASURES - Tis better than riches to scratch where it itches with no regard as to whom may see.
#100---SUCCESS (CESAR MILLAN) -
TRUE... BUT, - It sure sounds like more fun!
THE LAST ONE -
CONFIDENCE - "No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy."-Paris Hilton
PIRATE HOLIDAY CRUISE -
METRIC SYSTEM - I refuse to settle for simplicity! Now, how many feet are in a freakin' mile?!
R e s o l v e -
and it's one two three what are we fighting for? -
THE PERFECT GIFT -
SURE - the Grand Canyon may be breathtaking but so is lung cancer.
DECISIONS - Some have to be made quickly
HAPPY NEW YEAR - I've brought something bouncy and something bubbly for all the Greybeards!
OCD IS A BONUS FOR A CHEF - Insures your plate presentation is perfect! (Now where did the grey one go?)
THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -
A GUILTY PLEASURE -
MONEY IS - ... a very close second.
PROGRESS - It's a big step forward from "B*tch lose some weight!"
DUTY OR PLEASURE - Really now let's be serious, was there really ever any question ?
FRIDAY NIGHT - With a freshly Windexed helmet, MWLF goes hunting "I leave for the moon tomorrow...and I may not ever make it back. Wanna do it?"
HEAVEN AND HELL - The Ability To Taunt, Tease and Please All In The Same Package
POETIC JUSTICE - Mrs Jones would never cheat again after that big guy from the gym turned out to be Greek in more ways than one
TRUELY THANKFUL - for what I'm about to receive
THE WOMEN OF MOTIFAKE -
BOY, THE WATER'S COLD - yea, deep too
IT'S GOT TO BE -
PLEASURE - where is that altar boy again?
HOLIDAY PHOTOS -
THE MONEY SHOT -
PRETTY IN PINK? -
THE RED TOOL BOX -
NEED A VACATION? - Might I suggest the West Midlands? The weather may suck but the women there are apparently veeeeery easy.
MEDICATED - And absolutely fabulous !!!
A FAIRY TRUTH - "Can't wait for the effect to set in, are you sure you gave her the right apple?"
Peer Pressure -
Comfort Runs Out -
Simple Pleasures -
NOT SO FOND MEMORIES -
deep thoughts -
Break Time at the Factory -
WHEN A BOTTLE WILL NOT DO -
who was your first pet -
Blood Boiling -
Google Maps Error -
INDECENT EXPOSURE - Automobile Style
AGGY'S HERITAGE - 78 GUINNES A NIGHT AVERAGE? -
SIMPLE PLEASURES - They're the best.
TREASURE - THE TREASURE YOU FIND IS RARELY WHAT YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. "ANON"
E FOR EFFORT -
THE KARDASHIANS - First Reggie wins the Super Bowl then Lamar wins the NBA championship, It's obvious these women help motivate their men to be Champions.
DYING BREATH -
BEATIFUL DAY -
PUBLICITY - She tried to get some for her band, but not many people were pleased with Devo tribute band and a 26 minute bass solo during "Whip-It"
PROTEST? - I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said PROSTATE. (Which is precisely where Cubbybear got hit by that fish.)
IT'S LARRY BABY -
CUBBY'S VACATION - DAY 1 - This looks like a good spot. Soft sand, not too far from the water... And right over there is where the Miss Asian Bikini Goddess competition will be taking place.
ROGUE PROSE -
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